Our Media,

whose art is manipualtion

hallow be thy game.

Thy cameras come, it will be done

on Nine as it is on Seven.

Give us this day our daily sensation,

and feed us our fears

as we feed the fears of others.

Lead us on with misinformation

and deliver us from thinking.

For thine is the kingmaker

with the power of the story 

forever and ever,

amen.